Friday, October 31, 2008

Sharkadamus?

32 bold predictions revisited:

AL North

Prediction: The Detroit Tigers come in last place for the 6th straight season.

Result: Winner! Detroit was 15 games back of 3rd as of today’s PM game.

Prediction: Kevin Tracy and his .266 average of last season are missed more than anyone would think is possible.

Result: Push. While New York’s offensive numbers were down slightly (28 runs less) it wasn’t enough to say Tracy was the cause.

Prediction: *Darin Kingland makes a serious run at the single season RBI record.

Result: Loss. Kingland’s nerve damage in his forearm caused him to miss over 125 games. Look for him to be back in a big way for season 8.

Prediction: *The Iowa City Kaysons, the only AL team to beat KC in the playoffs, hit the 100 win mark for the second time in history, and once the playoffs come. . . .

Result: Loss. 91 wins wasn’t enough for Iowa to make the playoffs.

AL East:

Prediction: *The Chicago Lollygaggers ride their rookie owner to a success (gasp) possibly similar to the success rookie owner JohnDerasmo gave San Fran in season 1. . . .

Result: Loss: A 24 game drop in wins for the Chicago team was a large disappointment. However, they have the tools to turn it around in season 8.

Prediction: *The Charlotte knights, 81-81 in each of the last two seasons, finally win 82 games in a season, but don't stop there.

Result: Um, can you say dead on the money? The Knights had 82 wins at press time and are going to the playoffs!

Prediction: *The Atlanta City Slickers, whose AA, High A, Low A, nor Rookie teams have ever had a .500 season, finally snap that streak, as all the young talent starts contributing in some way.

Result: Loss. I am not really sure what RockyBill’s long term plan is or if he even has one.

Prediction: *The Hartford Defenders improve on their 62 wins of last season... and still come in last place in the division.

Result: Push. Didn’t improve their win total but they did finish last.

AL South

Prediction: *The Jacksonville Juggernauts, baseball's best young team (although Charlotte may steal that crown) avoid a season ending 7 game losing streak, get more than 95 wins, and have a better than .500 record in this years playoffs.

Result: Win. 97 wins and a head of steam into the playoffs makes Jax a very dangerous team.

Prediction: *The San Juan Sharks are grateful to escape the "kjmulli" era unharmed, and while don't seriously compete, play good enough ball to stay competitive while their new owner learns the ropes.

Result: Win. San Juan was very competitive and gave Jax a run for their money most of the season.

Prediction: *The Houston Aggies improve for the 3rd straight season, but still aren't close to a playoff team.

Result: Push. Same ole Houston.

Prediction: *The Little Rock Big Rocks continue to not matter in the ML, but that minor league system continues to get scary good. "Let KC win now while no one has a chance and then dominate seasons 10-20" looks like a pretty damn smart strategy from the outside.

Result: Win. Little Rock added Turner Ramsey with the 8th overall pick and pulled down a solid starter in Octavio Gonzo in the INT market.

AL West

Predictions:

*The Kansas City Shuffle do not make the World Series.
*The Fresno Fire Dragons finish within 10 games of KC for the division crown...
*In fact, no one has ever finished closer than 17 games out in the AL West, and Cheyenne will also finish closer than that this season...
*Scottsdale... won't.

Result: Three wins and a TBD. Shark’s best division will be sending three teams to the playoffs including the top two teams with the major’s best records. The Shuffle not making the World Series has yet to be determined.

NL North

Prediction: *Rochester, in a rebuilding year last year, entered the final game of the season with a shot at the outright division crown. This year, they'll have it clinched by then.

Result: Dead on.

Prediction: *St. Louis, last year's "next big thing," becomes so last year, and misses the playoffs.

Result: Winner, winner, chicken dinner. Sharkadamus is on fire.

Prediction: *The Vancouver Greens, who finished below .500 for the first time ever last year, do not make a habit of that aberration.

Result: Loss. Vancouver took a nose dive.

Prediction: *The Cleveland Steams have won 64, 66, & 68 games the last three seasons. This year, they decide to improve by more than 2 games. They finish 71-91.

Result: Winner. Cleveland had 74 wins at press time. Nice job.

NL East

Prediction: *The Pawtucket Polythene start looking forward to Texas in the NLCS around game 15.

Result: Win. Shark’s always chomping at the bit for some Texas. We’ll see if he gets his wish in the NLCS.

Prediction: *The Norfolk Nomads join the rank of "90 win teams to not win the division."

Result: Winner. 95 wins and no title, makes teams not named Cheyenne and Fresno sad.

Prediction: *The Huntington Cousins continue a proud tradition by finishing with a .420 winning percentage for a 3rd straight season.

Result: Win .447 is close enough.

Prediction: *The Scranton Dunder-Mifflins make up for last years debacle by winning more games, missing the playoffs again, and having a mid-teens draft pick instead of top 5.

Result: Loss. Scranton is picking 5th in season 8. Better luck next year.

NL South

Prediction: *The Texas Tittyballs join the Durham Savage (LR Big Rocks), Kansas City Shuffle & Pawtucket Polythene on the small list of teams to league the league in wins. And they do it convincingly. Bonus Prediction: Enrique Infante runs away with the ROY, and in a vote split halfway between "he deserves it" and "screw Chris Ramirez," he becomes the first non-Polythene to win the NL Cy Young.

Result: Loss. KC has most wins and it looks like Mr. Ramirez will be taking home another CY.

Prediction: *The Memphis Hound Dawgs become the second 90 win team ever to miss the playoffs.

Result: Push. Over 90 wins and a playoff birth.

Prediction: *The Richmond Moonshiners II do something unspectacular (it's late and my creative juices are dwindling!)

Result: Winner! I didn’t know Richmond was even in the league. (I’m half kidding).

Prediction: *The New Orleans Breeze can't possibly be as bad as they were last year...

Result: Winner. A 13 game turnaround. Nic job Vlady.

NL West

Prediction: *The Colorado Springs AltiDUDES edge out Pawtucket for a first round bye... then lose to Pawtucket in the NLDS.

Result: Loss. Pawtuckett wasn’t giving himself enough credit for once!

Prediction: *The San Francisco Sourdoughs become the first ever 100 win team to finish 2nd in the division.

Result: Way off. JohnD watches San Fran go down the drain as he plans for his wedding.

Prediction: *The Tuscon Turbocors decide midseason that their 6 year rebuilding plan is now a 7 year rebuilding plan.

Result: Winner. Tuscon’s motto: There’s no year like next year!

Prediction: *The Salem Dodgers just say F it, as long as CSP & Sf win, we're going to lose. We're following Little Rock's lead.

Result: Winner. #1 overall pick says you are right.

The final tally: 18-9-5

Looks like Shark knows his league. A couple of those pushes could come true in the playoffs which would make his record even better. Nice job Shark, I know we all enjoyed those predictions.

Thursday, September 25, 2008

Computer Rankings - September 25th 2008




Underachievers


1. Atlanta City Slickers: 4.68

2. Richmond Moonshiners II: 4.55

3. Hartford Defenders: 4.32

4. Cleveland Steamers: 3.585

5. Kansas City Shuffle: 2.2



Overachievers


1. Memphis Hound Dawgs: -7.243

2. Houston Aggies: -6.162

3. Iowa City Kaysons: -3.975

4. Tucson Turbocors: -3.84

5. Chicago Lollygaggers: -3.32




Computer Rankings



RankTeamRecordComputer Score
1Kansas City Shuffle41-190.7052
2Jacksonville Juggernauts42-190.6686
3Cheyenne ChilliPeppers38-220.6474
4Texas Tittyballs40-210.6422
5Fargo Nines39-220.6402
6Norfolk Nomads39-210.6308
7Memphis Hound Dawgs40-210.5846
8Pawtucket Polythene35-250.5824
9San Juan Sharks35-260.5764
10Rochester Raging Rhinos34-270.5678
11Scottsdale T's34-260.5598
12Iowa City Kaysons36-250.551
13Charlotte knights32-280.5396
14Fresno Fire Dragons31-290.5362
15Huntington Cousins31-290.5218
16Richmond Moonshiners II29-320.52
17Tucson Turbocors33-270.5116
18Colorado Springs AltiDUDES29-310.4986
19St. Louis Birdnals30-310.4986
20San Francisco Sourdoughs28-320.4838
21Cleveland Steamers26-350.4614
22New York Moon Shots26-350.4392
23New Orleans Breeze26-350.4332
24Chicago Lollygaggers26-340.4
25Houston Aggies28-330.3984
26Scranton Dunder-Mifflins23-370.3866
27Detroit Tigers22-390.3784
28Vancouver Greens23-380.3746
29Little Rock Big Rocks22-390.3652
30Atlanta City Slickers18-420.3468
31Hartford Defenders15-450.2932
32Salem Dodgers17-430.2758

Thursday, September 18, 2008

Computer Rankings - September 18th 2008




Computer Rankings



RankTeamRecordComputer Score
1Kansas City Shuffle27-140.6908
2Texas Tittyballs27-140.6602
3Jacksonville Juggernauts29-120.659
4Fargo Nines26-150.652
5Cheyenne ChilliPeppers26-150.6316
6Norfolk Nomads27-140.6266
7Pawtucket Polythene25-160.6256
8Memphis Hound Dawgs29-120.617
9Richmond Moonshiners II23-180.5934
10Rochester Raging Rhinos23-180.5514
11San Juan Sharks22-190.5502
12Iowa City Kaysons23-180.549
13Huntington Cousins22-190.5454
14Scottsdale T's22-190.5214
15Charlotte knights21-200.5138
16St. Louis Birdnals20-210.5132
17Fresno Fire Dragons21-200.503
18Chicago Lollygaggers22-190.4986
19Tucson Turbocors21-200.497
20New York Moon Shots19-220.4774
21Colorado Springs AltiDUDES18-230.4756
22New Orleans Breeze20-210.4742
23San Francisco Sourdoughs18-230.4324
24Houston Aggies20-210.4208
25Scranton Dunder-Mifflins16-250.4062
26Little Rock Big Rocks14-270.3914
27Vancouver Greens16-250.3696
28Detroit Tigers13-280.347
29Atlanta City Slickers13-280.3464
30Cleveland Steamers11-300.3268
31Salem Dodgers12-290.2822
32Hartford Defenders10-310.274





Underachievers


1. Cleveland Steamers: 4.006

2. Little Rock Big Rocks: 3.425

3. Colorado Springs AltiDUDES: 2.5

4. Richmond Moonshiners II: 2.215

5. Kansas City Shuffle: 2.192



Overachievers


1. Memphis Hound Dawgs: -6.163

2. Houston Aggies: -4.584

3. Jacksonville Juggernauts: -3.293

4. Chicago Lollygaggers: -2.607

5. Norfolk Nomads: -2.195

Wednesday, September 3, 2008

32 Bold Predictions

AL North:

*The Detroit Tigers come in last place for the 6th straight season.
*Kevin Tracy and his .266 average of last season are missed more than anyone would think is possible.
*Darin Kingland makes a serious run at the single season RBI record.
*The Iowa City Kaysons, the only AL team to beat KC in the playoffs, hit the 100 win mark for the second time in history, and once the playoffs come. . . .

AL East:

*The Chicago Lollygaggers ride their rookie owner to a success (gasp) possibly similar to the success rookie owner JohnDerasmo gave San Fran in season 1. . . .
*The Charlotte knights, 81-81 in each of the last two seasons, finally win 82 games in a season, but don't stop there.
*The Atlanta City Slickers, whose AA, High A, Low A, nor Rookie teams have ever had a .500 season, finally snap that streak, as all the young talent starts contributing in some way.
*The Hartford Defenders improve on their 62 wins of last season... and still come in last place in the division.

AL South:

*The Jacksonville Juggernauts, baseball's best young team (although Charlotte may steal that crown) avoid a season ending 7 game losing streak, get more than 95 wins, and have a better than .500 record in this years playoffs.
*The San Juan Sharks are grateful to escape the "kjmulli" era unharmed, and while don't seriously compete, play good enough ball to stay competitive while their new owner learns the ropes.
*The Houston Aggies improve for the 3rd straight season, but still aren't close to a playoff team.
*The Little Rock Big Rocks continue to not matter in the ML, but that minor league system continues to get scary good. "Let KC win now while no one has a chance and then dominate seasons 10-20" looks like a pretty damn smart strategy from the outside.

AL West:

*The Kansas City Shuffle do not make the World Series.
*The Fresno Fire Dragons finish within 10 games of KC for the division crown...
*In fact, no one has ever finished closer than 17 games out in the AL West, and Cheyenne will also finish closer than that this season...
*Scottsdale... won't.

NL North:

*Rochester, in a rebuilding year last year, entered the final game of the season with a shot at the outright division crown. This year, they'll have it clinched by then.
*St. Louis, last year's "next big thing," becomes so last year, and misses the playoffs.
*The Vancouver Greens, who finished below .500 for the first time ever last year, do not make a habit of that aberration.
*The Cleveland Steams have won 64, 66, & 68 games the last three seasons. This year, they decide to improve by more than 2 games. They finish 71-91.

NL East:

*The Pawtucket Polythene start looking forward to Texas in the NLCS around game 15.
*The Norfolk Nomads join the rank of "90 win teams to not win the division."
*The Huntington Cousins continue a proud tradition by finishing with a .420 winning percentage for a 3rd straight season.
*The Scranton Dunder-Mifflins make up for last years debacle by winning more games, missing the playoffs again, and having a mid-teens draft pick instead of top 5.

NL South:

*The Texas Tittyballs join the Durham Savage (LR Big Rocks), Kansas City Shuffle & Pawtucket Polythene on the small list of teams to league the league in wins. And they do it convincingly. Bonus prediction: Enrique Infante runs away with the ROY, and in a vote split halfway between "he deserves it" and "screw Chris Ramirez," he becomes the first non-Polythene to win the NL Cy Young.
*The Memphis Hound Dawgs become the second 90 win team ever to miss the playoffs.
*The Richmond Moonshiners II do something unspectacular (it's late and my creative juices are dwindling!)
*The New Orleans Breeze can't possibly be as bad as they were last year...

NL West:

*The Colorado Springs AltiDUDES edge out Pawtucket for a first round bye... then lose to Pawtucket in the NLDS.
*The San Francisco Sourdoughs become the first ever 100 win team to finish 2nd in the division.
*The Tuscon Turbocors decide midseason that their 6 year rebuilding plan is now a 7 year rebuilding plan.
*The Salem Dodgers just say F it, as long as CSP & Sf win, we're going to lose. We're following Little Rock's lead.

Another Bonus Bold Prediction:

Texas Tittyballs are your Season 7 World Series Champions.

Saturday, August 9, 2008

Goodbye Sam Davis


A moment of silence to remember what could have been....
Sluggin' Sammy Davis decided to forgo his baseball career to play QB for Penn State instead.
Just look at those potential ratings for Mr. Davis - he probably would have been the best player to ever put on a uniform in Sharkey World history if he took the bank vault full of money that krs tried to thow at him.
But alas it wasn't meant to be.
Joining Davis on the first round "thanks but no thanks" team were number 1 overall pick Frankie Lloyd (Detroit), Curt Beverlin (Memphis), and Harpo "don't call me Chris" Benoit (Texas). Once we roll to season 7 these players will vanish from memory except for those owners left holding their wallets open for them...

Fun with Math

Who was the most economical and who broke the bank and has nothing to show for it?

Fresno got the most bang for their buck with 92 wins and a payroll of just over $38 million for a cost per win of just $414,141.
Detroit spent over $92 million and only had 57 wins to show for it at a cost of $1,615,842 per victory.

Where does your franchise fall?
Cost per Win numbers below...


Franchise / Cost per win:
Fresno 414,141
Charlotte 595,778
San Antonio 606,527
Salem 608,125
Colorado Springs 655,644
Richmond 721,843
Atlanta 732,716
St. Louis 779,500
Little Rock 792,235
Fargo 805,642
Texas 844,990
San Francisco 851,281
Cheyenne 859,518
Iowa City 860,313
Kansas City 887,264
Charleston 905,224
Cleveland 983,706
Rochester 1,010,839
Pawtucket 1,017,855
Scottsdale 1,023,267
Hartford 1,033,129
New York 1,034,013
Memphis 1,040,583
Houston 1,046,541
Norfolk 1,046,602
Huntington 1,066,235
Tucson 1,070,625
Jackson 1,077,309
Chicago 1,194,066
New Orleans 1,285,983
Scranton 1,381,345
Detroit 1,615,842

Random notes/observations from season 6

The Blog is back baby!
Let's take a look at the plus/minus report card from season 6....


Biggest Surprises:
St. Louis improves by 22 wins over season 5 and wins the NL East with a final weekend sweep of Rochester.
Fresno also sees a 22 game improvement from last year and makes the playoffs.
Scranton falls apart in front of our faces after trading eventual NL MVP Steve Randolph and loses 23 more games in season 6 than they did in season 5.

Biggest not so surprises:
Pawtucket and Charleston win their divisions for the 5th straight year while KC tames the AL West for the 6th consecutive year.

Biggest stick in the bigs:
Darin Kingland blasts 71 HRs to go along with a .335 average and .410 OBP to win his first MVP award

Smallest stick in the bigs:
Brandon Varitek in 620 official ABs Varitek smacked a whopping 2 home runs. No one in the bigs had less home runs with as many plate appearances.

Biggest eyes at the plate:
Nicholas Bryant proves he does everything by drawing 143 walks this year - 47 more than 2nd place in the world

Biggest lug swinging a 10 pound bat (Adam Dunn memorial award):
Sherman Pierce of Jackson crushes 38 home runs while strking out a league leading 159 times. He doesn't get cheated when he takes his swings.

Fleetest of Feet:
Nicholas Bryant swipes a league record 178 bases while getting caught just 6 times. An amazing 97% success rate.

Biggest 2 left feet:
Fred Green of New Orleans attempts to steal 13 times. He made it twice. The New Orleans Post Gazette reports Green attempted to steal a loaf of marble rye bread when the season ended but tripped and was apprehended by my grandmother.