The Patriots set an NFL Record for wins this year.
The Shuffle set a Sharkey's World record for wins this year.
The Giants made the playoffs for the 3rd straight year, and choked the previous two.
The Polythene made the playoffs for the 3rd straight year, and choked the previous two.
The Patriots, a defensive team, retooled their offense in the offseason.
The Shuffle, an offensive team, retooled their pitching in the offseason.
The Patriots weren't challenged in the playoffs.
The Shuffled haven't been challenged in the playoffs.
The Giants barely escaped with wins in the 2nd & 3rd rounds, including one against their biggest rival.
The Polythene barely escaped with wins in the 2nd & 3rd rounds, including one against their biggest rival.
The entire world expected the Patriots to win the Championship, because they're a dynasty, and the Giants are just happy to be there.
The entire world expects the Shuffle to win the Championship, as they're the dynasty, and the Polythene are just happy to be here.
And the biggest similarity, Michael Strahan of the Giants has a huge gap in his smile. Bingo Brownson of the Polythene has a huge gap in his smile.
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I just hope the commercials during the World Series are a lot better than the ones during the Super Bowl.
did you think of these during the super bowl? they sound like drunk mans thinking.
drunk words are sober thoughts
And no, I didn't. Because during the super bowl, I was assuming Norfolk was going to complete the 3-1 comeback and take the series in 7.
Does that mean Bingo Brownson had his ex-wife sell his TV to a Polythene fan and was also labeled as a homosexual in open court?
Just for the record, the Pats didn't set a new wins record. They tied it. The best team ever also tied it, DA '85 BEARS. With the '84 Niners setting it.
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